User Profile

1. Alburz
An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out-of-tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.
Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do not know how to react. Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.
To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?
Girl two: No, what happened?
Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
Thanks to Jesus for blessing me with those kind, all-too-truthful words

Interests
Music;;
- Artists - Within Temptation, Epica, Nightwish, The Beatles, John Williams, Howard Shore, m.o.v.e, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Stream of Passion, Hayley Westenra, The Eagles, Gnarls Barkley, Utada Hikaru, KT Tunstall, Jewel, Jessica Andrews, Dido, Vanilla Ninja, En Vouge, ayumi hamasaki, Natasha Bedingfield
- Soundtracks - Harry Potter (SS, CoS, PoA), Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, Star Wars, Moulin Rouge, Kingdom Hearts (I & II), Spamalot, Sound of Music
Books;;
- Series -
- Novels - Shogun, Ethan Frome, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Define "Normal", Nineteen Minutes, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Great Gatsby, Girl With A Pearl Earring, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Paradise Alley, The Hobbit, What Was Lost, Seven Tears Into the Sea, A Christmas Carol, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Frankenstein, and many, many more that I can't recall at the moment
Movies/Television;;
I only watch one television show and that is So You Think You Can Dance. YEAH, you heard me. TV is not for me.
Miscellaneous Junk;;
I enjoy a good ROGHOG, as well as flapping my fins and eroffing it up. Whilst doing this, I pluck the strings of my lever harp and somehow also manage to play the piano and trumpet (and yes, all of this occurs simultaneously).

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